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Over 600 of the latest and greatest Yo Mama jokes Courtesy of http://laffgaff.com Contents Introduction To Yo Mama Jokes ................................................................................................. 3 Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes ............................................................................................................ 4 Yo Mama So Fat Jokes ................................................................................................................. 8 Yo Mama So Old Jokes ............................................................................................................... 19 Yo Mama So Poor Jokes .............................................................................................................. 21 Yo Mama So Small Jokes ........................................................................................................... 23 Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes ............................................................................................................. 25 Yo Mama So Dirty Jokes ............................................................................................................ 26 Yo Mama’s Teeth Jokes ............................................................................................................. 27 Yo Mama’s House Jokes ............................................................................................................ 28 Miscellaneous Yo Mama’s Jokes ................................................................................................ 29 Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Introduction To Yo Mama Jokes Yo Mama jokes (also known variously as Yo Mamma jokes, Yo Moma jokes or Yo Momma jokes) are used to insult people by way of insulting their mother. As Wikipedia puts it: Used as an insult, “your mother...” preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive.”Your mother” can be combined with most types of insult... Since the 1990’s Yo Mama jokes have gained in popularity and spread across cultures and with the advent of the internet they’ve become even more popular and spread across all forms of media. This book contains over 600 of the best and funniest Yo Mama jokes for you. If you enjoy them, please visit the LaffGaff website at http://laffgaff.com for more jokes and laughs of all kinds or you can subscribe to our RSS feed of daily jokes at http://laffgaff.com/feed. You can also find us on Twitter as LaffGaff at https://twitter.com/LaffGaff, on Facebook at https://facebook.com/LaffGaff and on Google+ at https://plus.google.com/+LaffGaffHouse. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes Image courtesy of debspoons at FreeDigitalPhotos.net Yo mama's so dumb at the bottom of the application where it says “Sign here”... she put “Sagittarius”. Yo mama's so dumb I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it. Yo mama's so dumb if she spoke her mind she'd probably be speechless. Yo mama's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. Yo mama's so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo mama's so dumb not even Google could translate her. Yo mama's so dumb she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. Yo mama's so dumb she asked you “What's the number for 911?” Yo mama's so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight. Yo mama's so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live. Yo mama's so dumb she brought a ladder to go to high school. Yo mama's so dumb she called me then asked for my phone number. Yo mama's so dumb she couldn't see the forest because “the trees were blocking it.” Yo mama's so dumb she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining. Yo mama's so dumb she cut open a pineapple and said “Spongebob, where are you?” Yo mama's so dumb she disses her kids with Yo Mama jokes. Yo mama's so dumb she failed a survey. Yo mama's so dumb she fell off a boat and couldn't find the water. Yo mama's so dumb she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard that's where accidents happen. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so dumb she got awarded the Nobel Prize for stupidity. Yo mama's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged. Yo mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama's so dumb she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. Yo mama's so dumb she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, “Hold the cheese”. Yo mama's so dumb she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 Cent. Yo mama’s so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball. Yo mama's so dumb she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time. yo mama's so dumb she put paper on the TV and called it paper view. Yo mama's so dumb she put sugar on her bed because she wanted sweet dreams. Yo mama's so dumb she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem. Yo mama's so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken. Yo mama's so dumb she sat on memory foam and it forgot. Yo mama's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Yo mama's so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money. yo mama's so dumb she sprayed a tree with Axe body spray and thought it would fall down. Yo mama's so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'. Yo mama's so dumb she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep. Yo mama's so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ. Yo mama's so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call. Yo mama's so dumb she studied for a blood test - and failed. Yo mama's so dumb she sued Xbox One for guessing her IQ. Yo mama's so dumb she talks in an envelope to send a voicemail. Yo mama's so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album. Yo mama's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds. Yo mama's so dumb she thinks socialism means partying. Yo mama's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so dumb she thinks that Harlem shake is a drink. Yo mama's so dumb she thought a lightsaber had less calories. Yo mama's so dumb she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. Yo mama's so dumb she took a doughnut back because it had a hole in it. Yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl. Yo mama's so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama's so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew. Yo mama's so dumb she tried to schedule a physical with Dr. Pepper. Yo mama's so dumb she tripped over a wireless network. Yo mama's so dumb she went to Babies R Us and asked were the babies were. Yo mama's so dumb she went to the beach to surf the internet. Yo mama's so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed. Yo mama's so dumb she went to the eye doctor to buy an iPad. Yo mama's so dumb she went to the library to find Facebook. Yo mama's so dumb she wouldn't buy a Gameboy because she was a girl. Yo mama's so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo mama's so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama's so dumb that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox. Yo mama's so dumb the only letters in the alphabet she knows is K.F.C. Yo mama's so dumb they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. Yo mama's so dumb when I said “Drinks are on the house” she went to get a ladder. Yo mama's so dumb when I said ''That act is stealing the show'', she called the police. Yo mama's so dumb when she got locked in a food stall she died of hunger. Yo mama's so dumb when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so dumb when she saw a stop sign she never moved again. Yo mama's so dumb when she shivers you can hear a rattling coming from her head. Yo mama's so dumb when she studied pi in school, she brought a plate to class. Yo mama's so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama's so dumb when the computer said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn't find the “Any” key. Yo mama's so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said “What movie are we going to see?” Yo mama's so dumb when the judge said “Order” she said “Pie and chips please” Yo mama's so dumb when the questionnaire asked “Sex?” she put in Monday, Friday and sometimes Wednesday. Yo mama's so dumb when your father said “Let's hit the road” she actually hit the road. Yo mama's so dumb she thought The Exorcist was a workout video. Yo mama’s so dumb you need to put a minus sign before her IQ. Yo mama’s so stupid she’s missing a finger and can't count past 9. Yo mama’s so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. Yo mama's so stupid she went to enter a stupid contest and they said “No professionals.” Yo mama's so stupid she went to get the newspaper from in front of her house and forgot where she lives. Yo mama’s so stupid when she saw a “Wet Floor” sign, she did. Yo mama’s so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. Yo mama’s so stupid when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said “Wow, it comes with cable.” Yo mama’s so stupid she drilled a peephole in a window. Yo mama’s so stupid she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws. Yo mama’s so stupid she set fire to the house with a CD burner. Yo mama’s so stupid it takes her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo. Yo mama's so big she can't wear an X jacket because choppers keep landing on her back. Yo mama's so big she went to the airport and asked for a ticket and they gave her clearance to take off. Yo mama's so big that they had to change “One size fits all” to “One size fits most”. Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody. Yo mama's ass is so big she bent over and got arrested for selling crack. Yo mama's ass is so big she has to use a reservoir for a toilet. Yo mama's ass is so big she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater. Yo mama’s ass is so big they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying “Don’t feed the bears.” Yo mama's ass is so fat when she sits down she's three feet taller. Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big even Moses couldn't part them. Yo mama's hips are so big people set their drinks on them. Yo mama's so fat and dumb she thinks she's in shape because a circle is a shape. Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat butt out of the way. Yo mama's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and poops hamburgers. Yo mama's so fat by the time she shuts her eyes to go to sleep it's time to get up again. Yo mama's so fat Evel Knievel called and wanted to jump her. Yo mama's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction. Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat even her Myspace has no space. Yo mama's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat even penguins are jealous of the way she waddles. Yo mama's so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map. Yo mama's so fat every time she turns round, it's her birthday. Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama's so fat everytime she walks she does the Harlem shake. Yo mama's so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does. Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo. Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Nutella. Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu. Yo mama's so fat her car has stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard. Yo mama's so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache. Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs. Yo mama's so fat her nickname is “Damn.” Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds. Yo mama's so fat her shirt size is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. Yo mama's so fat her skates went flat. Yo mama's so fat her stretch marks have got stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat I can stand on her belly and high five God. Yo mama's so fat I could travel halfway across the world and still see her shadow. Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it still printing. Yo mama's so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over. Yo mama's so fat I use her as a queen size mattress and she doesn't even know it. Yo mama's so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct. Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined she'd have to take his word for it. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat if she was a dinosaur her name would be Jell-Osaurus Rex. Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings they'd better be 50 pound test. Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance. Yo mama's so fat it ain't funny. Yo mama's so fat it took her four weeks to die from lethal injection. Yo mama's so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her. Yo mama's so fat NASA qualified her as a planet. Yo mama's so fat no one can talk behind her back. Yo mama's so fat not even Jesus could lift her spirits. Yo mama's so fat people can use her belly button as a swimming pool. Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama's so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut. Yo mama's so fat she became the eighth wonder of the world. Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat she can't fit in any timeline. Yo mama's so fat she can't fit in this joke. Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket. Yo mama's so fat she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight. Yo mama's so fat she curves space and time. Yo mama's so fat she did a belly flop and two weeks later they found water on Mars. Yo mama's so fat she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks. Yo mama's so fat she downloads cheat codes for Wii Fit. Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like Tic Tacs. Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon. Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat she fills up then bathtub then she turns on the water. Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's- coming-towards-us Yo mama's so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers. Yo mama's so fat she got an ocean side house and said her pool was too small. Yo mama's so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack. Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked “Who threw that rock?” Yo mama's so fat she got stuck in an armless chair. Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama's so fat she has a sock for each toe. Yo mama's so fat she has her own ozone layer. Yo mama's so fat she has her own zip code. Yo mama's so fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not. Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery. Yo mama's so fat she has shocks on her toilet. Yo mama's so fat she has soft elbows. Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat she has to eat with a fork lift. Yo mama's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station. Yo mama's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama's so fat she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive. Yo mama's so fat she has to take a bath in the Pacific Ocean. Yo mama's so fat she has to wear a spandex wedding ring. Yo mama's so fat she has two small fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama's so fat she has two watches; one for each time zone she's in. Yo mama's so fat she hasn't got cellulite, she's got celluheavy. Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama's so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious. Yo mama's so fat she lay on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water. Yo mama's so fat she leaves footprints in concrete. Yo mama's so fat she lost a face cloth and a bar of soap in the crack of her ass trying to take a shower. Yo mama's so fat she made Jabba the Hut go “Dayyyyummmm.” Yo mama's so fat she made the movie “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower. Yo mama's so fat she made Weight Watchers go blind. Yo mama's so fat she makes “Free Willy” look like a goldfish. Yo mama's so fat she makes fat people look skinny. Yo mama's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. Yo mama's so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass hole. Yo mama's so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes. Yo mama's so fat she occupies Wall Street by herself. Yo mama's so fat she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them. Yo mama's so fat she puts mayonnaise on her diet pills. Yo mama's so fat she puts on a black bathing suit and gets in the ocean, everyone screams “Oil Spill.” Yo mama's so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama's so fat she rolls up the stairs. Yo mama's so fat she sat on 2 Sumo wrestlers and got arrested for double homicide. Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose. Yo mama's so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV. Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came and said “break it up” Yo mama's so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices. Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar. Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said “Please step out of the car.” Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the hell off.” Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D. Yo mama's so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight. Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan and the sun burned out. Yo mama's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth. Yo mama's so fat she uses a flat bed truck as a bed. Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks. Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo mama's so fat she uses jumper cables for suspenders. Yo mama's so fat she uses mayonnaise for toothpaste and Coca-Cola for mouthwash. Yo mama's so fat she wakes up in sections. Yo mama's so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed the whole Titanic movie. Yo mama's so fat she walked in the aquarium and the tour guide said “How did this whale get out?” Yo mama's so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live. Yo mama's so fat she was talking on her telephone and it got lost in her ear. Yo mama's so fat she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone. Yo mama's so fat she wears neck deodorant. Yo mama's so fat she wears the equator for a belt just to hold up her pants. Yo mama's so fat she went cow tipping and got pushed over. Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops. Yo mama's so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount. Yo mama's so fat she went to Disneyland and was offered a group discount. Yo mama's so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat she went to Macdonald’s and got a group discount. Yo mama's so fat she went to the zoo and the elephants were jealous. Yo mama's so fat she's got an eating disorder. She eat dis order, and dat order, and everybody else's order too. Yo mama's so fat she's got more chins than a Honk Kong phone book. Yo mama's so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama's so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit. Yo mama's so fat she's on a light diet... as soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo mama's so fat she's on the seafood diet; she sees food and she eats it. Yo mama's so fat she's the reason London Bridge is falling down. Yo mama's so fat when somebody said “It's chilly outside”, she ran and got a bowl. Yo mama's so fat at her wedding the ring bearer was Saturn. Yo mama's so fat Christopher Columbus claimed her for the New World. Yo mama's so fat even Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama's so fat every time she takes a step the Earth's orbit changes. Yo mama's so fat her belt size is the equator. Yo mama's so fat her car is made out of spandex. Yo mama's so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her. Yo mama's so fat I walked around her twice and got lost. Yo mama's so fat if you tried to kick her butt you might never get your foot back. Yo mama's so fat in the summer she sells her own shade. Yo mama's so fat on Halloween she says Trick or Meatloaf. Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world-wide. Yo mama's so fat she gave Dracula diabetes. Yo mama's so fat she has a gravitational pull. Yo mama's so fat she makes the national debt look small. Yo mama's so fat the government could use her jelly-rolls to stop world hunger. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama's so fat when I tried to take a picture of her I had to get a mile away. Yo mama's so fat when she bends over the whole country enters daylight saving. Yo mama's so fat when she crossed the street everybody thought that she was a roundabout. Yo mama's so fat when she farted she started global warming. Yo mama's so fat when she farts the Richter scale says 9.0. Yo mama's so fat when she fell down the stairs I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up. Yo mama's so fat when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami warning. Yo mama's so fat when she leaned on the Empire State Building, it tipped. Yo mama's so fat when she runs every one shouts “EARTHQUAKE” Yo mama's so fat when she took a selfie Instagram crashed. Yo mama's so fat when she twerks she becomes a wrecking ball. Yo mama’s so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat when she went skydiving people thought she was a hot air balloon. Yo mama's so fat when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the sky was falling. Yo mama's so fat when she wore her wedding dress people thought it was snowing. Yo mama's so fat when someone called her fat, she ate him. Yo mama's so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama's so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes. Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. Yo mama's so fat the bath tub sits in her. Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution Wide Turn.” Yo mama's so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real. Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale. Yo mama's so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts. Yo mama's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to work in the morning is the front door. Yo mama's so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire. Yo mama's so fat the only way she'll lose weight is if she loses a leg to diabetes. Yo mama's so fat the rent money was stuck in her belly button for a month and you all got evicted because she couldn't find it. Yo mama's so fat then when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides. Yo mama's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out. Yo mama's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping. Yo mama's so fat they used Google Earth for her school photo. Yo mama's so fat to keep her cold at night she doesn't use a fan she uses a helicopter. Yo mama’s so fat when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean. Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up. Yo mama's so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama's so fat when she bent over and showed her crack the Grand Canyon said “DAMMMMMMMMMMN” Yo mama's so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners they said “Sorry, we don't do curtains.” Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell. Yo mama's so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina had come back to finish the job. Yo mama's so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy. Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama's so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven. Yo mama's so fat when she died she ended world hunger. Yo mama's so fat when she farted it was the end of the world. Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat when she gave birth to you it took them 7 days to find you. Yo mama's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued...” Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scales they say “We don't do livestock.” Yo mama's so fat when she gets out of the shower, her legs are still dry. Yo mama's so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food. Yo mama's so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing “We Are Family”. Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach people ask her if she’s she wearing bottoms. Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?” Yo mama's so fat when she jogs she leaves potholes. Yo mama's so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said “Beat that Moses.” Yo mama's so fat when she jumped in the Pacific Ocean it became the Pacific desert. Yo mama's so fat when she jumped into the ocean, she flooded the whole world. Yo mama's so fat when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck. Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun. Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the whole network crashed. Yo mama's so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A. Yo mama's so fat when she said “Beam me up Scotty”, he said “I can't you're too heavy.” Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper. Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house Yo mama's so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper. Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said “To infinity and beyond” Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said “Holy crap, that's my phone number” Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it reads “One at a time, please.” Yo mama's so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo mama's so fat when she travels she's got to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo mama's so fat when she turned around she knocked Mars out of orbit. Yo mama's so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama's so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody. Yo mama's so fat when she was playing Call of Duty she got killed and the person that killed her got a five person kill streak. Yo mama's so fat when she was standing on a corner a cop came and told her to break it up. Yo mama's so fat when she wears a shirt with pictures on it they become 3-D. Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout “Taxi” Yo mama's so fat when she wears one of those 'X' jackets helicopters try to land on her. Yo mama's so fat when she went swimming the Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber. Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water. Yo mama's so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant. Yo mama's so fat when she went to the theater everybody yelled, “Look King-Kong in 3-D” Yo mama's so fat when she went to the zoo she got put in with hippos. Yo mama's so fat when she's going on an airplane she has to pay baggage fees for her ass. Yo mama's so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them. Yo mama's so fat when the she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in. Yo mama's so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves. Yo mama's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Join us at http://LaffGaff.com Yo Mama So Old Jokes Yo mama's so old God signed her yearbook. Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama's so old her birth-certificate expired. Yo mama's so old her butt crack sealed. Yo mama's so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas Yo mama's so old her first pet was a T-Rex. Yo mama's so old her last name was “Osaurus”. Yo mama's so old her memory is in black and white. Yo mama's so old her Social Security number is 1. Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and she died. Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mama's so old she babysat Adam and Eve. 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