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AND THE HOLLYWOOD HOAX i-vi_9780545872423.indd 5 2/16/16 2:16 PMIf you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that this book is stolen property. It was reported as “unsold and destroyed” to the publisher, and neither the author nor the publisher has received any payment for this “stripped book.” Copyright © 2015 by Edizioni Piemme S.p.A., Palazzo Mondadori, Via Mondadori 1, 20090 Segrate, Italy. International Rights © Atlantyca S.p.A. English translation © 2016 by Atlantyca S.p.A. The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content. GERONIMO STILTON and THEA STILTON names, characters, and related indicia are copyright, trademark, and exclusive license of Atlantyca S.p.A. All rights reserved. The moral right of the author has been asserted. Based on an original idea by Elisabetta Dami. www.geronimostilton.com Published by Scholastic Inc., Publishers since 1920, 557 Broadway, New York, NY 10012. scholastic and associated logos are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Scholastic Inc. Stilton is the name of a famous English cheese. It is a registered trademark of the Stilton Cheese Makers’ Association. For more information, go to www.stiltoncheese.com. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the copyright holder. For information regarding permission, please contact: Atlantyca S.p.A., Via Leopardi 8, 20123 Milan, Italy; e-mail foreignrightsatlantyca.it, www.atlantyca.com. This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. ISBN 978-0-545-87242-3 Text by Thea Stilton Original title Colpo di scena a Hollywood Cover by Chiara Balleello (design) and Flavio Ferron (color) with Kristine Brideson Illustrations by Barbara Pellizzari and Chiara Balleello (design), and Valentina Grassini (color) Graphics by Elena Dal Maso Special thanks to Beth Dunfey Translated by Emily Clement Interior design by Becky James 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 16 17 18 19 20 Printed in the U.S.A. 40 First printing 2016 i-vi_9780545872423.indd 6 2/16/16 2:16 PMWAKE UP, SLEEPYSNOUT The minute she opened her EYES that morning, Pam had a funny feeling in her fur. It just took a glance at the clock for her to realize what was wrong. She was She late and the other Thea Sisters should have been ready for class half an hour ago The five mouselets — known as the Thea Sisters, after their friend and teacher, Thea Stilton — were best friends. They shared rooms in the dorm at their school, Mouseford Academy. “Coco WAKE UP” Pam shouted to Colette. “Let’s go, sleepysnout” “Mmm . . . Just FIVE MORE MINUTES . . .” Colette mumbled. 1 001_170_9780545872423.indd 1 2/16/16 1:52 PMWake Up, Sleepysnout “We don’t have five minutes We’re already late” Finally, Colette shook herself awake. “What time is . . . ? Nine?” WHAT She leaped to her paws and started running around faster than a hyperactive hamster on a treadmill. All at once Colette was 2 2 001_170_9780545872423.indd 2 2/16/16 1:52 PM p u y r r u h , n o e m o CWake Up, Sleepysnout brushing her fur, getting dressed, and packing her book bag. “How did it get so late? Why didn’t Paulina and Nicky and Violet wake up?” she moaned. “They must have forgotten to set the alarm . . .” The night before, all five friends had been up late watching a movie — Love in the Age of Cheese, starring the famouse actor Johnny Ratt. They’d stayed up way past their usual bedtime. Colette and Pam were almost ready when someone knocked on their door. “Mouselets We’re laaaate ” Come onnnnn It was Paulina and Nicky, looking disheveled. Nicky’s fur stuck out every which 3 001_170_9780545872423.indd 3 2/16/16 1:52 PMWake Up, Sleepysnout way, like a porcupine. Behind them, Violet could barely keep her eyes open. “Yawn . . . okay, let’s haul tail” The five mouselets scampered downstairs and into the hallway that led to their CLASSROOMS. “Hey, LOOK” Pam cried, stopping suddenly. She pointed to the bulletin board, where a photo of a mouselet with a sweet smile was tacked up. “That’s Jenna” Her friends looked at one another in confusion. “Who?” Violet asked. “You know — Jenna, my friend from New York,” Pam explained. “She lives in Los Angeles now, so I don’t know what her picture is doing here . . .” 4 001_170_9780545872423.indd 4 2/16/16 1:53 PMWake Up, Sleepysnout “Check it out, Pam,” said Nicky. “There’s a note from the headmaster.” If anyone recognizes this mouselet, please come to my office immediately. “Let’s go find him” Pam suggested. “But our class . . .” Violet objected. Colette checked her watch. “We still have FIVE MINUTES. We can make it. Besides,” she added, taking her friend by the paw, “if the headmaster says ‘immediately’ . . .” “We better scurry along” Violet finished. 5 001_170_9780545872423.indd 5 2/16/16 1:53 PM Octavius de Mousus Headmaster

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